Here are some cute Little Johnny jokes that showed up in my e-mail. They brought a smile to my face, and I’m passing them along in the hopes that they’ll do the same for you! After all, there’s dressing to make, turkeys to thaw, dough to knead, pies to bake, company to greet, and decorations to be put up – we could use all the laughs we can get…..
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’ After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, ‘Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?’ ‘No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!’